glassdream:

Hello! My name is Erika. I’m 19 years old, and I’m a slut.

And guess what?

You’re a slut, too!

In fact, all of the women you know are sluts!

Even your mama!

Okay, please put the gun down. I’ll explain.

The world today has put a pretty strict…

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I’m whatcha call painfully shy…

I’m whatcha call painfully shy

imaginery:

We can stay in bed all summer.

imaginery:

We can stay in bed all summer.

(Source: supersonicfuckyou)

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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

A scene from one of my favorite movies when I was little!

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IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! LET’S PARTY! :D

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! LET’S PARTY! :D

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lovewilloverpower:

chinupbeautifulx0:

liveandletswag:

foreverunicorn1:

paaudebieber:

FOREVER THIS FUCKING VIDEO

BRB ! fucking dying !!

FOREVER REBLOG

WHAT IS AIR?!?!

oh

BRB I JUST PISSED MY PANTS!

swag

YOU FUCKERrrrrrrSSSSSSSSSSS

I WANT TO MAKE THIS VIDEO.

I FREAKING LOVE THIS GUY.

“YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! Wake Steve up.” “AH AH AHHH” dyying brbb.

 THIS MAKES MY LIFE WORTH LIVING.

Lmao

I’m dying right now. GHUGIHRGUIHUIGHIORPETUJGVNBRE94896

 LOL! this is so stupid but hilarious

omg LOOOOOOOOOOL

omg forever reblog. asdfghjkl;



HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM DIIEEEEINNNNGGG WHAT IS AIRRR? HAHAHAHAHHAHA -le dies-

i laugh more of all these cmts LOO

IM DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEING OMG WHAT IS AIRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

CAN I MARRY THIS VIDEO?!???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JAJAJAJAAJAJAJJAAJAJAAJAJAJAJ

i love this !

oh my god hahahahahahah

Holy shitttttttt. 

 lol DEAD ARE THERE ANYMORE VIDEOS LIKE THIS

forever reblogging

 He’s also got a “songs in real life 2” youtube . com / stevekardynal

THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS. I couldn’t find it anywhere and now it’s back on my dash, made my day.

OMG!! HHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA

i watch this every time i need a laughh!

lmaooo. this is great.

this is the best video i have EVER witnessed, EVER.

 YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wake steve up <3

lolol its back on my dash omg alskdgasdg

hgj ctm :’) el otro día ví un video del mismo tipo pero estaba bailando en bikini en un video chat sghgjkd necesito el canal de este weón, REALLY xd

 This is life.

Songs in real life.

OMGOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH

omg…

WHUT IS AIR 

JAJAJAJAJJAAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAHAJASGHJKSJAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJ ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO

Se van al chori, mierdaaaa me meeeoooo alguien tiene un pañal?

LMFAOOO….

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(Source: heyfunniest)

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johngreenismypatronus:

I just want someone to watch cute episodes of Doctor Who with and cry with or on and text ‘okay’ to and get adorable nerdy messages from and maybe kiss sometimes

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wholmesianmisfit:

How Hollywood Says “I Love You”

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understatedyouth:

“Must love decorating for holidays, mischief, kissing in cars, and wind chimes. no specific height, weight, hair color, or political affiliation required but would prefer a warm spirited non racist. cynics, critics, pessimists, and “stick in the muds” need not apply. voluptuous figures a plus. any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to mary poppins, claire huxtable, snow white, or elvira wholeheartedly welcomed. i am dubious of actresses, fellons and lesbians but dont want to rule them out entirely. must be tolerant of whistling, tickle torture, james taylor, and sleeping late. i have a slight limp, eerily soft hands, and a preternatural love of autumn. i once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult. i wiggle my feet in my sleep, am scared of the dark, and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time. all i want is butterfly kisses in the morning, peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart, and to make you smile until it hurts.”
-Matthew Gray Gubler, on his perfect woman.

understatedyouth:

“Must love decorating for holidays, mischief, kissing in cars, and wind chimes. no specific height, weight, hair color, or political affiliation required but would prefer a warm spirited non racist. cynics, critics, pessimists, and “stick in the muds” need not apply. voluptuous figures a plus. any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to mary poppins, claire huxtable, snow white, or elvira wholeheartedly welcomed. i am dubious of actresses, fellons and lesbians but dont want to rule them out entirely. must be tolerant of whistling, tickle torture, james taylor, and sleeping late. i have a slight limp, eerily soft hands, and a preternatural love of autumn. i once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult. i wiggle my feet in my sleep, am scared of the dark, and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time. all i want is butterfly kisses in the morning, peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart, and to make you smile until it hurts.”

-Matthew Gray Gubler, on his perfect woman.

(Source: my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it)

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